Five Fun Little Things
1. Just a little while ago, there was some dude videotaping himself talking in front of the little lake by my building. WHAT a WEIRDO. He would tape himself (we knew he was talking by the arm gestures) for several minutes, stop, walk over to the camera on the tripod, review footage, film again. We speculated on what he was doing. A commercial? Public service announcement? He was wearing a hoodie. We spent several minutes shouting things like, "Drugs are whack, Jack!" and "Be cool, stay in school!" But we may never know the truth. Then (because there is publicly assisted housing directly across the street) we decided he was proposing to his wo-man:
"Baby look at this lake! This be all yours, the view you wake to e'ry day. Whey they don't be at work, we can swim and fish and stuff. Baby, I make you the happiest laday in all the world if you just say yes..."
We are for sure going to h-e-double-hockey-sticks.
2. Trying to re-embrace my Lent thing, what with the cussing.
3. Husband took over the tax duty, after I actually cried because the stoopid HR Block online programmy thingee didn't have a place for me to input my Georgia withholding, and so it thought I owed money to Georgia, and I SO DO NOT and it was horrible and stressful and awful and I had to cry and have a big, overblown panic attack, because THAT, folks, is what money does to me. Money is a jerk.
4. My neck, it hates me, I don't know what its deal is, but this morning, on day 3 of a pulled muscle, I reached for the Snooze Button, and I heard/felt *pop*pop*pop* and oooooooohhhhhhhhhGoooooooooodwhyyyyyyyyyyyy all over again. Ibuprofin and yoga do seem to help a little bit, but jeeez. I mean, my whole head is jutting forward because OW OW OW OW OW! For real! I blame taxes. And Texas.
5. On April 12, my boss is taking us all to this. Not so much looking forward to that. I will enjoy making fun of it, though, and I suspect that it will fully either convert me into a conservativeblowhard reformist, or else it will push my over the edge of liberalism into full blow communism. Laura Bush for the win!
That's all. Happy weekend, loveys!
"Baby look at this lake! This be all yours, the view you wake to e'ry day. Whey they don't be at work, we can swim and fish and stuff. Baby, I make you the happiest laday in all the world if you just say yes..."
We are for sure going to h-e-double-hockey-sticks.
2. Trying to re-embrace my Lent thing, what with the cussing.
3. Husband took over the tax duty, after I actually cried because the stoopid HR Block online programmy thingee didn't have a place for me to input my Georgia withholding, and so it thought I owed money to Georgia, and I SO DO NOT and it was horrible and stressful and awful and I had to cry and have a big, overblown panic attack, because THAT, folks, is what money does to me. Money is a jerk.
4. My neck, it hates me, I don't know what its deal is, but this morning, on day 3 of a pulled muscle, I reached for the Snooze Button, and I heard/felt *pop*pop*pop* and oooooooohhhhhhhhhGoooooooooodwhyyyyyyyyyyyy all over again. Ibuprofin and yoga do seem to help a little bit, but jeeez. I mean, my whole head is jutting forward because OW OW OW OW OW! For real! I blame taxes. And Texas.
5. On April 12, my boss is taking us all to this. Not so much looking forward to that. I will enjoy making fun of it, though, and I suspect that it will fully either convert me into a conservative
That's all. Happy weekend, loveys!
If it makes you feel any better, adjusting the hot water in the shower this am almost crippled me.
Oh, and don't mess with Texas.
Or taxes.
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