Oh, Jesus, here she goes again
Something, nothing less than the best will do for me.
And by that, of course, I mean, Waffle-House-for-lunch, cutest-and-magicalest-dress-with-tights-and-mary-janes, and Journey-on-Pandora. The best. The very best.
Anyway, so tights. Have it be known I love tights. Tights are second only to leggings (my God, I love leggings) in the hosiery/pantsish department. I love tights.
But pantyhose?
Never. The hate, it consumes me. HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE.
(worse hate: pantyhose with open toe shoes. I WILL NOT TOLERATE.)
Also, quick question. You know how the tops of pantyhose (and tights) has this, like, part that is all panty-ish? (sorry for the multiple uses of "panty" for all y'all that don't like the word "panty", but now it's done and I might as well get this all out of my system panty panty panty panty panty panties panty panty. panty.) Anyway, here's the bajillion dollar question:
Do you wear underwear with them?
I'm being serious, y'all. Do you? I mean, I do, I'm a prudish amish girl, I wear THREE pairs of panties (sorry) with them, at least one of which qualifies as "granny".
(of course, I am kidding. I only wear one pair of panties with them. which qualifies as "granny", though - that part was the truth)
But anyway, is this just me? AM I WASTING UNDERWEAR????
Clearly, it is Friday, and it's raining a lot, and I just can't seem to stay on topic, and I've got these two voices (one normal, one italicized) warring for control of me today.
Also, I'm going on a date tomorrow night.
I think there is no need for additional discussion, because you will all be talking about underpanties anyway, but if you need one, um.... let me think... it's really hard for me to find something that will NOT be nasty due to the underwear talk. Um... okay, here you go: Tiny Toons v. Animaniacs.
And by that, of course, I mean, Waffle-House-for-lunch, cutest-and-magicalest-dress-with-tights-and-mary-janes, and Journey-on-Pandora. The best. The very best.
Anyway, so tights. Have it be known I love tights. Tights are second only to leggings (my God, I love leggings) in the hosiery/pantsish department. I love tights.
But pantyhose?
Never. The hate, it consumes me. HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE.
(worse hate: pantyhose with open toe shoes. I WILL NOT TOLERATE.)
Also, quick question. You know how the tops of pantyhose (and tights) has this, like, part that is all panty-ish? (sorry for the multiple uses of "panty" for all y'all that don't like the word "panty", but now it's done and I might as well get this all out of my system panty panty panty panty panty panties panty panty. panty.) Anyway, here's the bajillion dollar question:
Do you wear underwear with them?
I'm being serious, y'all. Do you? I mean, I do, I'm a prudish amish girl, I wear THREE pairs of panties (sorry) with them, at least one of which qualifies as "granny".
(of course, I am kidding. I only wear one pair of panties with them. which qualifies as "granny", though - that part was the truth)
But anyway, is this just me? AM I WASTING UNDERWEAR????
Clearly, it is Friday, and it's raining a lot, and I just can't seem to stay on topic, and I've got these two voices (one normal, one italicized) warring for control of me today.
Also, I'm going on a date tomorrow night.
I think there is no need for additional discussion, because you will all be talking about underpanties anyway, but if you need one, um.... let me think... it's really hard for me to find something that will NOT be nasty due to the underwear talk. Um... okay, here you go: Tiny Toons v. Animaniacs.
Posted by Princess Sparklepants at 1/29/2010 4:03 PM 
Categories: girliness,whatever,what I hate,General Madness Afoot
Categories: girliness,whatever,what I hate,General Madness Afoot
DUH. Animaniacs. Period.
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Honestly, I am not sure. I like Chicken Boo (which is funny because I really thought that was lame back when you and I used to watch Animaniacs at my parents' house, after we worked out with the Jane Fonda video tape), but on Tiny Toons, there is that one little chicken with the horrible potty mouth and I freaking LOVE that chicken...
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