There is a 98% chance that this story will be fleshed out into a short story, primarily because I am 100% sure that my id would like me to do that. Either id or the alien implants. One or the other.
So the other day, I woke up with this dream very freshly on my mind:
I am a member of a crackpot group of biology researchers, focusing on finding a specific gene in a specific species. AND WE DID IT... yes, folks, we discovered that Easter Bunnyism is caused by a genetic malformation (we didn't want to use the word "mutation" because it sounded so negative), and indeed, we were able to identify the specific gene. AND CLONE IT.
We were - I kid you not - bunnyologists. We said this with a straight face.
The world, all astonished with this development, nearly immediately rent into two factions: Bunnyists and Bunnabolishists. I know.
The bunnyists - of which I was one - could find no harm in implanting this gene into ALL bunnies, rendering ALL bunnies Easter Bunnies. It had nothing to do with pooping chocolate, mind you - it was all about the productivity. Because, we reasoned, what good is a bunny that is NOT an Easter Bunny?
The opposition really felt that there was too much "playing God" going on in our little scientific nerd party (the irony), and that bunnies should be left to develop this malformation or not. Leaving the two distinct branches of the bunny family tree.
Please note, at NO TIME were bunnies ever referred to as "rabbits". Bunnies.
I cannot decide if this is profound, intellectual dreaming, or if it is just nutso.


